firstly...she lives in new england, HELLO!! all great people do.
the rest of modern entertainers are bent on tradewinds and gutter faith and surf-by-the-light-of-their-weed (or something akin to needing-their-mother-to-love-them, yet not deserving it).
secondly, what a freakin' statement she makes about Girls Not Needing To Look And Act Like Ho's!!! and you can still be successful...and you can still roll with the top dogs...and you can still have fame without flashing your business!!!!
wipe the sweat from your brows, young BRATS...this may require a tylenol or seven.
SHOCKING!
(i know, girls, this may seem odd, possibly illegal by girls-gone-wild-standards, since you are constantly pursued and taunted and prodded...as if you were born to show your private bits to any drunken jackass that pulls at your bikini-string!...it ain't true...they're just nasty dogs...spin them toward the nearest bucket to hurl, and move on.)
thirdly...the lady got MOXIE! the worst voice on EARTH! but loves to sing, so who cares, cuz it's the PASSION AND THE FURY! (is that a mel gibson movie? no. that was some other passion..one with horrendous violence and a director with insane hatred for all things contained in his small, intoxicated mind.
and finally (but not finally)...can the exclamation point (!) of Drag Queen Impersonation make it any more clear? the woman represents it ALL. only a disinct few achieve this honor. if there's one-almighty-barometer-of-fame in this sick little superficial world, it's the integrity of the male-dressed-as-female-entertainer. what higher award could you aspire to? what grand tier of society could surpass the ego-boost of One-with-dick pretending to be One-without-dick? what higher echelon does a woman need, than to have a man (some wearing garments of satin and beads that we've only dreamt about in grade-school...) attempt to imitate them in full-girl-regalia?
adult man as carol channing...that's gotta tell you sumthin'.
kitten out.
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